Square One

Times like these are why it's good to drink. "Drowning" your sorrows isn't a phrase that came out of nowhere. It works, and that's why people keep doing it. My problem is... the whole weight issue. I get fat when I drink beer. I've tried switching to red wine - as studies show it's also good for the heart - but it doesn't have that same cold, chugging satisfaction that beer has.


Clearly, I need an alternative.